patrick fucked a dictionary.
patrick fucked a castle.
patrick fucked a light switch.

patrick fucked a locust.

patrick fucked a lasagna.

patrick fucked a corpse.

patrick fucked a bike chain.

patrick fucked a candle.

patrick fucked a caramello koala.

patrick fucked a doctor.
patrick fucked a ghost.
patrick fucked a printing press.

i want those razorblade glasses so hardcore. i will wear them to her show and use them to cut a bitch if any faggot tries to take take gaga's crotch-stick from me.

i officially have a new favorite model. screw you jessica stam, ashley smith kick's your ass so hardcore. that gap is so charming (i am loving gaps so much right now; i call this the sookie stackhouse effect). 

she may even eclipse my love for cole. 

 

but then again; fuck that.

OH. MY. GOD

that thing she does at fifteen seconds; so cute.

hopefully doing one of these a week. except there's only two more episodes of top model this cycle though, so um. that's fucked.

well mannered frivolity.

i want to take doll making classes right now.

so i can make dolls.

and jewelry making classes. i want to be a jeweler right now.