mathilde frachon has stripped ashley smith of her number one spot in my heart.

those eyes beat ashley's gap any day. oh mathilde, i wonder how your name is pronounced?

patrick fucked a catheter.

patrick fucked a submarine.

patrick fucked a na'vi

patrick fucked a river.

patrick fucked a crocodile.

patrick fucked a diamond.

patrick fucked a library.

patrick fucked a spider.

patrick fucked a cloud.

patrick fucked a stapler.

patrick fucked a taxidermist.

patrick fucked a milkshake.

patrick fucked a window.

patrick fucked a motorbike.

patrick fucked a moth.

patrick fucked a lemon.

patrick fucked a mountain.

patrick fucked a razorblade.

patrick fucked a window.

patrick fucked a seamonster.

patrick fucked a biro.

patrick fucked a submarine.
patrick fucked a syringe.
patrick fucked a calander.

patrick fucked a dictionary.
patrick fucked a castle.
patrick fucked a light switch.

patrick fucked a locust.

patrick fucked a lasagna.

patrick fucked a corpse.

patrick fucked a bike chain.

patrick fucked a candle.

patrick fucked a caramello koala.

patrick fucked a doctor.
patrick fucked a ghost.
patrick fucked a printing press.

i want those razorblade glasses so hardcore. i will wear them to her show and use them to cut a bitch if any faggot tries to take take gaga's crotch-stick from me.

i officially have a new favorite model. screw you jessica stam, ashley smith kick's your ass so hardcore. that gap is so charming (i am loving gaps so much right now; i call this the sookie stackhouse effect). 

she may even eclipse my love for cole. 

 

but then again; fuck that.

OH. MY. GOD

that thing she does at fifteen seconds; so cute.

hopefully doing one of these a week. except there's only two more episodes of top model this cycle though, so um. that's fucked.

well mannered frivolity.

i want to take doll making classes right now.

so i can make dolls.

and jewelry making classes. i want to be a jeweler right now.

nicole ftw.

my call for top three this cycle;

nicole; because she is elegant, knows her angles, and is charming in person.

laura; because she photographs beautifully, and is basically the cutest thing i've ever seen.

jennifer; because she is versatile, and so pretty.

knowing nigel fucking barker and his homies, however, it'll probably be fucking erin.

yeah basically.