patrick fucked a dinosaur.
patrick fucked a bake sale.
patrick fucked a piano.

patrick fucked a bus.
patrick fucked a tiger.
patrick fucked a fire.

patrick fucked a snail.
patrick fucked a dentist.
patrick fucked a shark.

patrick fucked a mirror.
patrick fucked a continent.
patrick fucked a harpoon.

patrick fucked a pillow.
patrick fucked a scorpian.
patrick fucked a pterodactyl.

patrick fucked a stick.
patrick fucked a volcano.
patrick fucked a vulture.

patrick fucked a telephone.
patrick fucked a debutante.
patrick fucked a cigarette.

that was a pretty okay decade. highlights;

some other stuff happened too i guess, but i wasn't exactly paying attention.