Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

patrick fucked a virus.
patrick fucked a watermelon.
patrick fucked a switchblade.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

patrick fucked a ruby.
patrick fucked a triangle.
patrick fucked a stanley knife.

Monday, August 30, 2010

TEAM GRETCHEN

dear the cast of project runway: FUCK YOU.

Gretchen continues to be demonized for being unapologetic for her own brilliance. you set this show up to be a celebration of excellence and yet when you encounter someone who truly is excellent you're like scared fucking children.

ranty rant rant.

i am most disappointed in mr Tim Gunn, of whom i expected better.

that is all.

Friday, July 9, 2010

they say this woman is a product, artificial. they could not be more wrong. there is nothing artificial about this performance.

thank you so much gaga for continuing to fill my life with music, Gaga.
xoxo, jesse john.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

fuck yes. oh johnny. you win at life.



Monday, June 21, 2010

this season of true blood is turning out so amazing.



the best.

Friday, June 18, 2010

IS THIS HAPPENING? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS HAPPENING. AND IT MAY BE PROOF THAT WE LIVE IN THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE UNIVERSES.


I MIGHT HAVE JUST DIED OF HAPPINESS

Thursday, June 17, 2010

i'm not usually a tyler shields fan, and i realise this video is almost a year old, but WOW. i have so much respect for Deborah Ann Woll, and this video only proves how great of an actor she is. girl's got presence like i've never seen.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010



I love you forever Mother. thankyou so much for this, it is more beautiful than i could have ever imagined.

paws up, jesse john.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

patrick fucked a dolphin.
patrick fucked a pinball machine.
patrick fucked a screwdriver.












mood board.

there is an owl outside my window.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

patrick fucked a microwave.
patrick fucked a rabbit.
patrick fucked a pinecone.

also: fuck yes.


i am so fucking excited.

Friday, April 2, 2010

patrick fucked a train.
patrick fucked a cardigan.
patrick fucked a sandwich.

Thursday, March 11, 2010


OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.


sometimes i forget that you are gone, and the world falls apart all over again when i remember.
these dresses are proof of what we lost. they are magnificent.
i miss you.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

patrick fucked a paragraph.
patrick fucked a dragon.
patrick fucked a dragonfly.

Monday, March 8, 2010

patrick fucked a shoe.
patrick fucked a goat.
patrick fucked a priest.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

patrick fucked a rainbow.
patrick fucked a hammer.
patrick fucked a valley.

cycle 14.

it's hard to make any kind of accurate call from just one picture, but these are the girls who stand out to me at this point;


Raina.


Simone.

I am very concerned about Miss J.'s demotion from judge. Andre just does not have his charisma. I realise that as editor-at-large of Vogue he brings some credibility with him, but if a judge needed to go, it was Nigel fucking Barker. Miss J. is still the girls' runway coach, but if he is not in the show at least once an episode i am gonna be PISSED,

Saturday, January 23, 2010

patrick fucked a dinosaur.
patrick fucked a bake sale.
patrick fucked a piano.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

patrick fucked a bus.
patrick fucked a tiger.
patrick fucked a fire.

Monday, January 18, 2010

patrick fucked a snail.
patrick fucked a dentist.
patrick fucked a shark.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

patrick fucked a mirror.
patrick fucked a continent.
patrick fucked a harpoon.
patrick fucked a pillow.
patrick fucked a scorpian.
patrick fucked a pterodactyl.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

patrick fucked a stick.
patrick fucked a volcano.
patrick fucked a vulture.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

patrick fucked a telephone.
patrick fucked a debutante.
patrick fucked a cigarette.

Friday, January 1, 2010

that was a pretty okay decade. highlights;










some other stuff happened too i guess, but i wasn't exactly paying attention.





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